Things You Should NOT DO In A 36 Hour Period

1. Drink. A LOT. 2. Get a total of 2-3 hours MAY BE that night. 3. Stay awake all day the next day. 4. Forget to eat dinner. Or anything for that matter beyond 1pm. 5. Take 2 Xanax around midnight to help you sleep. TRUST ME. You will be FINE, but MIGHT feel like [...]

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Farwell To Fat Week 1 & 2

Thanks for all the encouragement last week on my first day of Nutrisystem! I would love to say it’s going FABULOUSLY, but it’s not. And it’s not because of Nutrisystem, it’s because of me. I am HARD HEADED and a PAIN in my butt. I do GREAT with breakfast. The cereals they have are outstanding [...]

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Wordless Wednesday

This. Just. Happened.

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I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant By 3D Bird Porn

This is all real life and actually happened. {Ignore the time stamps, I messed up saving the pics. because i’m stupid sometimes. oops. negative self talk. not supposed to do that. anyways.} So I took some pics. Favorite part? 95% of commenters are online friends. I have met most, but originally were Twitter & bloggy [...]

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Grey’s Anatomy Season 8 Episode 9

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve done a Grey’s recap! But I just can’t not talk about last night’s episode. Zola I just can’t put this to rest. They have to get her back. They will, they HAVE to, right?!?!?! Teddy and Henry and Cristina Zomg. Did. not. see. that. coming. what [...]

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Things I’ve Said Today

“Brobee doesn’t go in the toilet.” “Please get your butt out of my face.” “You have to put underwear on if you want to go outside.” “Look at that big poop! Yaaaay!” Anything ridiculous come out of your mouth today?!

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Farewell To Fat Day 1

Today I started my Nutrisystem journey that I first wrote about last week! I was really nervous going into it. I thought I would be STARVED. When I pulled out the little portion of cereal I was like “ZOMG I CAN NOT DO THIS”. But when I logged into my handy-dandy Nutrisystem iPhone app I [...]

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